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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-15-2003, 02:22 PM Thread Starter
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Talking Something Positive

Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full
length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says..... "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"

He thinks about it for a bit and then says . "well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-17-2003, 11:10 AM
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thats the kind of shit that makes you sleep on the couch
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-17-2003, 11:14 AM
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That's just wrong but funny as hell.
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post #4 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-17-2003, 11:55 AM
 
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not to myself: try this when i get home
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 09-20-2003, 07:18 PM
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they mustve been british (love, bum)

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