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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-14-2003, 03:33 PM Thread Starter
 
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men are like

"The man is the head of the house, no doubts, but the woman is the neck, she can turn the head where ever she wants..."
Men are like...

Men are like...Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Men are like... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like... Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like....Cool Boxes. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like... Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

Men are like... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like... Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright..

Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

Men are like... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like... Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like... Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

Men are like... Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.

Men are like... Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like... .Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-14-2003, 06:54 PM
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-14-2003, 07:52 PM
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That's pretty funny!! Good thing ALL men aren't like that!!!
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-15-2003, 10:11 AM
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Re: men are like

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Originally posted by mustangchick03
"The man is the head of the house, no doubts, but the woman is the neck, she can turn the head where ever she wants..."
Men are like...

Men are like...Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Men are like... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like... Coffee. The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.

Men are like... Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like... Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like....Cool Boxes. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like... Government bonds. They take a long time to mature.

Men are like... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like... Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright..

Men are like... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like... Parking spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either disabled or extremely small.

Men are like... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like... Place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like... Snow storms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

Men are like... Used Cars. Easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.

Men are like... Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like... .Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Oh my!
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