Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: If I tell you, I will have to kill you.
Good, Better, Best
GOOD: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign , which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to sell lemonade!)
BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the motorcycle Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, " I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
He replied, " Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled , and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to satrt her car.