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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-11-2003, 01:50 AM Thread Starter
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GOOD: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign , which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to sell lemonade!)

BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

As the motorcycle Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, " I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."

He replied, " Highway Patrolmen don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled , and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to satrt her car.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-11-2003, 03:12 AM
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lol i like the "best" that one made me laugh the most

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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-11-2003, 09:05 PM
Golf anyone?
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Only a woman could get away with the last one.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 09-12-2003, 07:17 AM
At least it sounds fast
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lol i like the "best" that one made me laugh the most
that was funny as hell.
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