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post #1 of 85 (permalink) Old 09-10-2003, 02:47 PM
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why is it so hard for mustangs to beat a weak honda???
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post #2 of 85 (permalink) Old 09-10-2003, 02:49 PM
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Becasue we don't waste our gas trying to catch them as they do their ricer fly-bys and then hit the hazards.
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sorry, honda/mustang, body kits/shopping kart handles/fart pipes. i get them both confused because every time i see them race it's always a close one.
 
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sorry, honda/mustang, body kits/shopping kart handles/fart pipes. i get them both confused because every time i see them race it's always a close one.

And what is it that you drive??
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And what is it that you drive??
He's probably to young to drive.
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He's probably to young to drive.

Probably is. I could hardly understand his secong post until he said it's always a close race.
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i didnt mean to offend you domestic rice lovers, but i guess its true about you guys cause you didnt even defend yourselfs. oh my car is a black regal with a little force fed 38
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ok? wow! now go sit on your fist.
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post #9 of 85 (permalink) Old 09-11-2003, 02:46 AM
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i would but it stuck in your daddys! HEY HEY HEY, lets not get off the subject, you still drive an american honda..
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why is it so hard for mustangs to beat a weak honda???
answer please.
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post #11 of 85 (permalink) Old 09-11-2003, 12:30 PM
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i didnt mean to offend you domestic rice lovers, but i guess its true about you guys cause you didnt even defend yourselfs. oh my car is a black regal with a little force fed 38
And who on the boards here has a Stang with a "fart can" and a "shopping cart wing"? Saleens and Roushes have body kits, but they look good.
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funny, you guys admit your ponys are like rice and have a bunch of pics of rice
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What are you talking about? You don't make any sense at all.
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funny, you guys admit your ponys are like rice and have a bunch of pics of rice
I think you're retarded. Ponies like rice??? Pics of rice?? And you drive a what??? Bwwwaaaahahahahahaha....

Unless you're in a twin-turbo GNX (which you're not) you're no better than a ricer. Go away.



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sure i do "saleens and roushes have body kits" in my dictionary
(and every other street racer in vegas) that means rice, hondas, jap, slow.
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oh my car is a black regal with a little force fed 38
WTF?!?!
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sure i do "saleens and roushes have body kits" in my dictionary
(and every other street racer in vegas) that means rice, hondas, jap, slow.
Hey man, being you like to talk so much shit like typical ricers why dont you post a pic of your Badass 3.8 That is if you even have one...

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for "super sonic" or what ever you are, i never heard of a twin turbo GNX. I have an 87 gn, and to the buick guys that would be a sin. maybe some dumn ass mustang guy got a hold of one and did some domb sh*t!
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sure i do "saleens and roushes have body kits" in my dictionary
(and every other street racer in vegas) that means rice, hondas, jap, slow.


If you want to quote me then use the whole sentence.


I do believe the original sentence was, "Saleens and Roushes have body kits, but they look good."
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for "super sonic" or what ever you are, i never heard of a twin turbo GNX. I have an 87 gn, and to the buick guys that would be a sin. maybe some dumn ass mustang guy got a hold of one and did some domb sh*t!
I figured youd be to scared to post a pic.

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sorry, i'm to broke to afford a scanner. wish i was a red neck in texas with mommys & daddys to get me one
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for "super sonic" or what ever you are, i never heard of a twin turbo GNX. I have an 87 gn, and to the buick guys that would be a sin. maybe some dumn ass mustang guy got a hold of one and did some domb sh*t!

Use your dictionary you claim to have and learn how to fucking spell.
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Don't worry about this so called "just a 38" he's a clothing designer, check his profile.
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Don't worry about this so called "just a 38" he's a clothing designer, check his profile.


LMFAO!!
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Don't worry about this so called "just a 38" he's a clothing designer, check his profile.
HAHAHAHA, he probably designs mens underware!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

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hey, you want my number too... I'll hit from the back since your so interested in me
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hey, you want my number too... I'll hit from the back since your so interested in me
Just stay in vegas FAG, and leave your 3.8 fwd Regal there too.
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Officially now....
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This dude is a tool and is probably still shitting green.. Check out this Thread... http://www.dfwstangs.com/forums/show...hreadid=121651

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all this gay talk, someone has alot of gay pics. oh yeh, cute body kits, cute posters in your rooms, it's CUMING to me, mustang guys are gay. NO YOU REALLY CANT HAVE MY #!!!!!!!!
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for "super sonic" or what ever you are, i never heard of a twin turbo GNX. I have an 87 gn, and to the buick guys that would be a sin. maybe some dumn ass mustang guy got a hold of one and did some domb sh*t!
Well that tells me alot about you, Buick Boy. If you know anything about that turbo-driven, can-only-take-it-in-a-straight-line-cuz-i-corner-like-a-grandma, blacked-out T-type, Darth Vader wanna be car... You'd know that BUICK made 547 Turbo Grand Nationals that they called the GNX.

Yeah... the only SIN commited by a Buick guy was the one you just committed by not knowing the history of your car.

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Well that tells me alot about you, Buick Boy. If you know anything about that turbo-driven, can-only-take-it-in-a-straight-line-cuz-i-corner-like-a-grandma, blacked-out T-type, Darth Vader wanna be car... You'd know that BUICK made 547 TWIN-Turbo Grand Nationals that they called the GNX.

Yeah... the only SIN commited by a Buick guy was the one you just committed by not knowing the history of your car.
Like I said, he dosent even have a GN... He only wish's mommy and daddy owuld buy him one.. If his mom was a better prostitute maybe she could afford one for ya.. But we all know your mom is a shitty lay.

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Note the vents on the front fender? That's a 300+ horse twin-turbo V6-powered GNX, built by Buick. And even if you had it, you could still only drive in a straight line... dumbass.



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they also stickered for 27,000, 300 hp-360 torque, o-60 in 4.5 sec., fastest american production car @ the time... you probably went to a buick site to ask.
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your really stupiud if you think they came twin turbo from factory.. go to turbobuick and ask anyone that and read the answers you get and feel dumb
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they also stickered for 27,000, 300 hp-360 torque, o-60 in 4.5 sec., fastest american production car @ the time... you probably went to a buick site to ask.
I don't need to go to a Buick site because I owned a 1970 GS350 when the GN came out. I also STILL have an article from Popular Mechanics where they compared a GNX to a Callaway Corvette... you probably never heard of that car either.

Do you know what a GSX is??? Probably not. Go do your homework an come back after you've been schooled.



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still waiting on the pic of your car.. What you cant afford a $100 digicam?

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your really stupiud if you think they came twin turbo from factory.. go to turbobuick and ask anyone that and read the answers you get and feel dumb
They didn't have to come from the factory to be a production car. You are gay.



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hey needAcar or betterCoupe, you should pay attention when i said you wouldnt get one.
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hey needAcar or betterCoupe, you should pay attention when i said you wouldnt get one.
So your broke ass can afford a GN but not a camera??? What a fuck fag...

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as you can see i'm a "PUNK ASS NEWguy" and this is my first week on a computer. but having a good time pissing you red necks off.
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You aren't really pissing anyone off...
I know a few of your responses have actually caused me to laugh at your dumbass...
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why you talking about bikes now? seems you wish you still had a buick(FASTER THAN YOUR STANG) and now you talk as if you want something much faster than your stang will ever do.
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as you can see i'm a "PUNK ASS NEWguy" and this is my first week on a computer. but having a good time pissing you red necks off.
Its ok man.. I would be mad if my mom was a prostitute to... Your mom will quit sucking dick for a paycheck one day when she can afford to buy her own trailer so she dosent have to fuck her brother to pay the rent for yall staying in his..

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now i know i'm pissing you off, cause i'm talking about your slow ass "mustake" and your talking about mommys. by the way, isnt incest what they do in your red neck state.
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why you talking about bikes now? seems you wish you still had a buick(FASTER THAN YOUR STANG) and now you talk as if you want something much faster than your stang will ever do.

Who ever said anything about a bike? A GSX is a car you fucktard. LMFAO.
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why you talking about bikes now? seems you wish you still had a buick(FASTER THAN YOUR STANG) and now you talk as if you want something much faster than your stang will ever do.
Okay, i'm jumping in this thread now because I feel as I have lost brain cells reading your posts. First off, learn to spell. Second, learn how to talk shit properly, Third, learn proper word usage, Fourth go back to turbobuicks.com, and last but not least, pull that cum infested, dried-up, dingy condom out of your ass that your dad left 3 years ago.

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