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Solution for wife after husband

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, " You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've
been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into
the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the
**** and say, "Who's horny.....?!!!" and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"
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Re: Solution for wife after husband

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wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes in the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the
**** and say, "Who's horny.....?!!!" and she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

I'm afraid that might still backfire for some of us gals

Funny as hell though!

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awesome! my girlfriend cracked the fuck up when I told her that one!!!
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