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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 10:18 AM Thread Starter
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The Bet, possibly offensive

Two families move from Saudi Arabia to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more Americanized will win.

A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fuck you, towel-head!"
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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 01:23 PM
 
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Dude thats bad...mite want to delete this post
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 01:45 PM
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LOL! Should I feel bad about laughing at that?
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LOL! Should I feel bad about laughing at that?
No, it was an Arabian Amercan that called another Arabian American "towel head."
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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 02:33 PM
 
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If black people can call each other nigga without it being offensive, then Saudi Arabians can call each other towel heads.
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Dude thats bad...mite want to delete this post
cough *Homo* cough

oh did ioffend you hahah

but the joke was funnyyyyyyyy hahaah
im going to kwiky mart
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Re: The Bet, possibly offensive

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[ "Fuck you, towel-head!" [/B]
I READ THEY ARE SHEET HEADS SOME WHERE
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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 03:50 PM
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post #12 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 07:45 PM
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Please, you must change your joke for political correctness.

Towel-head is offensive. Their head wraps are not towels, but sheets. Little ones.

The proper term is "little sheet head".

Thank you.
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The proper term is "little sheet head".

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oh dear god, thats some funny fuckin' stuff... i am laughing my ass off over here!!!

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I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.

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post #14 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-10-2003, 03:16 PM
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Dude thats bad...mite want to delete this post
He just called you a mite Cool Cat. You might get a offended.
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He just called you a mite Cool Cat. You might get a offended.
Now that you mention it, he needs to delete his post, I am offended.
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post #16 of 16 (permalink) Old 09-10-2003, 03:29 PM
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he's probably offended at your avatar too...

damn man loving, honda driving tool
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