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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-08-2003, 07:12 AM Thread Starter
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Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat
down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy
walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said "I
do. Why?"

The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just
thought you would like to know that your horse is just about
dead outside." The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and
sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The
Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it. Soon
Silver was starting to feel better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want
you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough
of a breeze to make him feel better." Tonto said,
"Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running circles around
Silver. Not able to do anything but wait, the Lone Ranger
returned to the bar to finish his drink.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and
announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?" The Lone
Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with
him this time?" The cowboy says to him, "Nothin' much, I
just wanted you to know....you left your Injun running.
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