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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-06-2003, 01:30 AM Thread Starter
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poopie list:

Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in
the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is
nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so
you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you
won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you're done Poopie-ing and you've pulled up your pants
to your knees, and you realize that you have to Poopie some more.

The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a

Gassy Poopie
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker Poopie
The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking.
Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first
breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn Poopie

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to Poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and
fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving
you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed
with water.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes
all over the toilet bowl.

The Surprise Poopie
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart,
but oops.......a Poopie!!!

The Dangling Poopie
This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are
done Poopie-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-06-2003, 09:21 AM
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funny bastard!!!!!!

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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-17-2003, 02:32 AM
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Talking I have a T-Shirt with that on it

I don't wear it out of the house.....it's my house poopie shirt.
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-17-2003, 10:58 AM
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lol...you forgot the blast off poopie!! the one where you shoot off the toilet while pooping!!

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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-17-2003, 11:06 AM
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now that was hilarious
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-17-2003, 10:42 PM
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O good god, that was some funny ass shit..and it is all true
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