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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2003, 12:10 PM Thread Starter
 
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Flat tummy?

A little boy walks into his parents bedroom
to find his mother on top of his father
humping up and down
The mother spots her son and dismounts
as the boy leaves the room
Worried about what her son has seen
The mom quickly dresses and goes to find him
in his bedroom

The son asks "what were you doing to Daddy, Mom ?

The Mom Replies

Well, you know how dad has a big Tummy?
The boy Answers
yes he sure does

well. I have to get on it sometimes to help flatten it
Explained Mom
The boy says
Your just wasting your time
that will never work
The mom is confused
Why not, Son

The boy answers

Because whenever you go shopping
the lady across the street comes over
gets down on her knees in the bedroom
and blows his tummy back up
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2003, 12:12 PM
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Damn thats some fowl shit
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post #4 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2003, 01:21 PM
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lmao! what a disturbed little kid.

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post #5 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2003, 02:59 PM
 
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thats so funny ahah !
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post #6 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2003, 03:01 PM
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Thats not cool..
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post #7 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-04-2003, 03:01 PM
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hahahahah lol
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hahaha thats awesome
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post #9 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-06-2003, 11:31 PM
in memory of "lil' Roy"
 
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LOL! that's freakin' great!!!

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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-07-2003, 12:56 AM
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lmao thats hilarious
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post #13 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-07-2003, 05:50 PM
Fix Or Repair Daily
 
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fuckin great!
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post #14 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-09-2003, 12:48 PM
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Oldie but a goodie.
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post #15 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-09-2003, 02:15 PM
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Holy Shit! Never heard that one before!


LMMFAO!!!

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