Old people make good jokes!
70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests
came back with normal results.
Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically.
How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you
at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with
George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor
eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of
the night to go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when
I'm done *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.
"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great.
But, I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.
Is it true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes
on in the bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator