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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-31-2003, 08:30 PM Thread Starter
 
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female bashing jokes (post any u know)

Q: what do you say when a woman asks " wuts on tv?
A: dust

Q: what do you tell a woman when she asks for a watch?
A: u dont need one theres one on the microwave

Q: why are womans feet smaller than mens?
A: Its an evolutionary thing that allows the to stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q: how many men does it take to open a beer?
A: NONE the woman should open before she brings it too me
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-31-2003, 08:37 PM
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ha,ha..
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post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 08-31-2003, 08:40 PM Thread Starter
 
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OOOO BY THE WAY i mean no offense to anyone especially if ur female. so plz dont kill me lol
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post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-01-2003, 05:37 AM
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Why did the woman cross the road?


WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHAT WAS SHE DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN?
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post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-01-2003, 05:52 AM
 
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no offenese but repeating a joke

what is black and blue and doesn't like sex ?

a rape victim !!
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another...

what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing, you already told her twice !!
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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-01-2003, 07:27 PM
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Why was the shopping cart invented?



To teach women to walk on thier hind legs.



Why are wedding dresses white?



Because the dishwasher is supposed to match the refridgerator.
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