kid see's moms bush
one day a mother stepped out of the shower and her son saw her bush and asked " mommy wutrs that" while piting at her crotch. quick on her feet the mother replied " thats my washrag" the child says "ok" and goes on about his business. the next day the kid see her again but only this time she had narrowed it the kid askes " mommy why is half ur washrag missing" once again being quick on her feet she replies " i cut the part off that was dirty" so the kids goes about his normal business. WELL the next day she was totally shaved and the kid saw and asked " why is it all missing mommy?" well she replied " i lost it " so the kid runs off to play. well he runs up to mommy and yells " mommy mommy mommy, Daddy has ur washrag and the maid is washing her face with it.