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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-07-2001, 07:12 PM Thread Starter
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Not exactly a joke, but......

Entertainers that promised to leave the country if......


> We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
> > > promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With
> > that
> > > in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
> promise!
> > > Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue,
> David
> > > Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made
> that
> > > promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship
Cruise,
> > > "Elation", which has been
> > > commissioned to take you to your new homes outside of the USA.
> > > >
> > > The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
> > > through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
> cruise.
> > > Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should
> > > consider the possibility of eight years.
> > >
> > > Your captain is - Bill Clinton
> > > Your cruise director - Al Gore
> > > Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky
> > > Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor - Sen. Ted Kennedy.
> > > Senator Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency
procedures.
> > > > If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
> friends
> > > and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary
Clinton.
> > Her
> > > village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch
> over
> > > all your money and your furnishings until you return.
> > > >
> > > > Bon Voyage!

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-08-2001, 11:07 AM
 
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-08-2001, 01:24 PM
 
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A cruise would be to good for them. They should be crated and shipped to Afghanistan. Unleash those freaks on the Taliban!
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-08-2001, 10:40 PM
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Just strap their asses to the cruise missiles, they're going that way!
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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-12-2001, 03:05 AM
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 10-14-2001, 12:50 PM
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