Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: The Keebler Tree
Not exactly a joke, but......
Entertainers that promised to leave the country if......
> We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
> > > promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With
> > that
> > > in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who want to keep their
> > > Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue,
> > > Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made
> > > promise, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship
> > > "Elation", which has been
> > > commissioned to take you to your new homes outside of the USA.
> > > >
> > > The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
> > > through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
> > > Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should
> > > consider the possibility of eight years.
> > >
> > > Your captain is - Bill Clinton
> > > Your cruise director - Al Gore
> > > Your recreation director - Monica Lewinsky
> > > Your lifeguard and swimming instruction supervisor - Sen. Ted Kennedy.
> > > Senator Kennedy will also be teaching a course in emergency
> > > > If you've any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
> > > and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary
> > Her
> > > village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch
> > > all your money and your furnishings until you return.
> > > >
> > > > Bon Voyage!