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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-29-2003, 07:41 PM Thread Starter
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In a Biology class, the professor was discussing the high
glucose levels found in semem which gives the sperm all the
energy for their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand
you correctly, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in
sugar, in semen?"

"That's correct", responded the professor, going onto to add
statistical info.

Raisng her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste
sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.
The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized
exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied),
she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the
class, never to return.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's
reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her
question.

"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness
are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat.
Have a good day!"

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-29-2003, 09:08 PM
 
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-03-2003, 03:53 PM
 
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hahaha lmao
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That is hilarious
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-03-2003, 03:58 PM
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lol, something new to try...

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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 09-06-2003, 01:18 AM
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