Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when she tripped, fell over the bridge railing
and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3
kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water.
She was so grateful she offered the kids whatever they
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland."
Hillary says, "No problem, I'll take you there on my
special senator's airplane "
The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
Hillary says, "I'll get them for you and even have
Michael sign them!!"
The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset!"
Hillary is a little perplexed by this and says, "But
you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I
saved your ass from drowning."