The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's
top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors
she passed a room where a male patient was
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "That's disgraceful!
What is the meaning of this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains, "I am sorry
your grace, but this man has a very serious
condition where the testicles rapidly fill with
semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day,
they'll explode, and he would die instantly."
"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young
nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God," said the Queen, "What's happening in
The Doctor: "Same problem, better health plan."
Looking forward to the road that lies ahead...We enjoy reflecting upon past roads traveled, reliving our adventures through photographs taken and stories penned...Though, it's that next road that drives us onward...that next journey...And who knows where it'll lead?