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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 10:50 PM Thread Starter
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2003 might be a redneck.

> 2003 Version of You Know You're A Redneck If.....
> * You take your dog for a walk and you both use the
> same tree.
> * You can entertain yourself for more than 15
> minutes with a fly swatter.
> * Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
> * You burn your yard rather than mow it.
> * You think the "Nutcracker" is something you did
> off the high dive.
> * The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
> * You offer to give someone the shirt off your back
> and they don't want it.
> * You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.
> * You come back from the dump with more than you
> took.
> * You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
> * Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
> * Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
> * You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.
> * You've been involved in a custody fight over a
> hunting dog.
> * You go to the stock car races and don't need a
> program.
> * You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
> * You have a rag for a gas cap.
> * Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck
> does.
> * You wonder how service stations keep their rest
> rooms so clean.
> * You can spit without opening your mouth.
> * You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
> * Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
> * You have a complete set of salad bowls and they
> all say 'Cool Whip" on the
> side.
> * The biggest city you've ever been to is Walmart.
> * Your working TV sits on top of your non-working
> TV.
> * You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
> * A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a
> $100,000 worth of improvements.
> * You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.
> * You missed your 5th grade graduation because you
> were on jury duty.
> And last, but not least... My Personal favorite
> *You consider your license plate personalized
> because your father made it.
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-21-2003, 03:34 PM
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steve is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont run from me you will only die tired.

Because when itís for keeps, itís not the thought that counts but the number of rounds on target.

arrogance is a common side effect of succeeding at everthing you do.
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-22-2003, 01:29 PM
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Originally posted by 95gtaod
steve is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no i'm not.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-23-2003, 11:08 AM Thread Starter
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Originally posted by 95gtaod
steve is gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bitch, dont make me come to Texas and Kick Your Ass..

I am not gay.
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