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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 02:51 PM Thread Starter
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The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of
his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in.

The guide, holding a net, yelled, "look at the size of that
Son of a Bitch!"

"Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!"

"No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a Bitch
fish!"

"Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a Bitch!"

Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster.
"Father, that's the biggest Son of a Bitch I've ever seen."

"Yes, it is a big Son of a Bitch. What should I do with it?"

"Why, eat it of course. You've never tasted anything as good
as a Son of a Bitch!"

Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory.

While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary
inquired about his trip.

"Take a look at this big Son of a Bitch I caught!"

Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!"

"It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is--a Son of a
Bitch fish!"

"Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of
a Bitch?"

"Why, eat it of course. The guide said nothing compares to the
taste of a Son of a Bitch."

Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was
scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the
Son of a Bitch for his dinner.

"I'll even clean the Son of a Bitch", she said.

As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "What
are you doing Sister?"

"Father wants me to clean this big Son of a Bitch for the new
Bishops' dinner."

"Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your
language!"

"No, no, no, it's called a Son of a Bitch fish".

"Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go
with it, and that Son of a Bitch can be the main course! Let
me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a Bitch."

On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect.
The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. The wine was fine,
and the fish was excellent.

The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get
it?"

"I caught that Son of a Bitch!" proclaimed the proud priest.

The Bishop's eyes opened wide, but he said nothing.

"And I cleaned the Son of a Bitch!" exclaimed the Sister.

The Bishop sat silent in disbelief.

The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a Bitch, using a
special recipe!"

The new Bishop looked around at each of them. Slowly a big
smile crept across his face as he said, "You fuckers are my
kind of people."

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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 05:21 PM
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thats fuckin great!
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post #3 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 05:28 PM
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Not bad you Son of a Bitch.
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post #4 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 05:48 PM
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Lol, that reminds me of the elementary joke with the girl named Texas.
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post #5 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 06:39 PM Thread Starter
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Lol, that reminds me of the elementary joke with the girl named Texas.
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post #6 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-19-2003, 07:29 AM
 
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-20-2003, 02:54 PM
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LOL! Too funny. Didn't see the punch line coming.
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post #8 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-20-2003, 02:58 PM
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LOL! Too funny. Didn't see the punch line coming.
Same here.
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-20-2003, 03:04 PM
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good one, hahahah
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-20-2003, 03:25 PM
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Good one Boss.



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