Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Dallas City Hall, SKYPING
a longhorn, a sooner and an aggie go to africa...
and they get lost during their safari. needless to say, it is but a matter of hours before a tribe of headhunters captures them.
the chief spoke with the group of three. "i will allow each of you the weapon of your choice, and give you one hour to flee. then, the tribe will ritualistically hunt you down and kill you."
the longhorn was chosen first.
"can i have a machine gun?" he was handed an M-16 and 2 full magazines. he ran east as fast as possible. an hour later, the tribe headed out and returned with him is just as little time. right before the eyes of the other two, the longhorn fan was skinned alive and stretched over the frame of a canoe.
the aggie and soon stared in horror! they quickly realized that three people would be sufficient to cover the canoe.
the sooner is next, and he chooses hand grenades. much like the longhorn, the tribe finds him and brings him back, screaming like a baby. sure enough he is also skinned alive.
the aggie, being the last one, thinks for some time.
"i would like a fork."
"a fork?" says the chief. the aggie is given a fork and allowed to run. the tribe finds him in due time and surrounds him. he is brought before the chief, and the aggie begins stabbing himself repeatedly with the fork.
"what the hell are you doing?" screams the chief.
the aggie laughs manically and yells back, "SO MUCH FOR YOUR FUCKING CANOE, ASSHOLE!!!"
Originally Posted by HarrisonBT
I sound shit out man, lol. Firefox didnt have a suggestion. I figure A) I'm waay too far off, or B) It's spanish, and Firefox is an English Fox.
I facepalm myself.