revenge is sweet
A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear
John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The
distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I
have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's
not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture
of me that I sent to you.
The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for
any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters,
ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture
of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty
gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos
in that envelope....along with this note:
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.