Wouldn't you really rather have a Buick
Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his new
Buick Rendezvous into an Irish gas station.
An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is......
"Top of the mornin to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket.
"So what are those son?" ask the attendant.
"They're called tees." replied Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquired the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive." replies Tiger.
"AW, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimed the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Buick think of everything!"