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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 09:23 AM Thread Starter
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Try this next time you get pulled over..

Try this if you get pulled over!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes officer. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, officer.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his backup. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, as well.
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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 10:35 AM
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haha OUTSTANDING
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post #3 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 01:19 PM
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Rarely do I pass jokes around, but this one is worthy.

Well done.

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post #4 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 02:08 PM
 
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thats one of the best ones ive seen on here.
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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 03:42 PM
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HA HA!!! Nice.
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post #6 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 07:07 PM
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very good!
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post #7 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-13-2003, 09:05 PM
wishin i had a fast car
 
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PERFECT WORK JOKE
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post #8 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-13-2003, 09:09 PM
 
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lmao thats awesome
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post #9 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-14-2003, 09:55 AM
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That is awesome...have to try that one...
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post #10 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-14-2003, 09:57 AM
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Iv'e seen that before that is funny!
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 02:26 AM
 
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me too but i still laugh every time i hear it
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-20-2003, 11:00 PM
 
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hahaha evertime i read that i get a kick out of it lmao
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post #13 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-21-2003, 12:27 AM
 
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I would love to do that...Just not in Garland.
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