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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 07:09 AM Thread Starter
 
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super sex

A little old lady was going up and down the halls in a
nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her
nightgown and say, "Super sex! Super sex!"

She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. She flipped her gown in front of him and said, "Super sex".

He sat silently for a moment or two looking up at her.

Then he finally answered,

"I'll take the soup."
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-13-2003, 09:52 PM
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post #7 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-18-2003, 02:53 PM Thread Starter
 
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you know when u have a good joke you just keep retelling it.

but thanks for the info guys. i didnt realize i had posted this one so many times..

oh, shoot the cat...
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-20-2003, 06:50 PM
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