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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 07:01 AM Thread Starter
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Senior Sex

An elderly couple are sitting at a table in a country restaurant. And he
says to her "Do you remember the first time we had sex together, over fifty
years ago? We went behind that barn over there. You leaned against the fence
and I made love to you from behind."
"Yes", she says, "I remember it well."
"OK", he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it
for old times sake?"
"Ooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea", she answers.
There's a man sitting at the next table listening to all this, having a
chuckle to himself. He thinks, 'I've got to see this, old timers having sex
against a fence.' So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the barn and make their way to the fence.
old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his
trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man
moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex the watching man has ever
They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for
about forty minutes. She's yelling "Ohm God!" He's hanging on to her hips
for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they
collapse panting on the ground. The guy watching is amazed. He thinks he
has learned something about getting old that he didn't know. After about
half an hour of lying on the ground recovering! the old couple struggle to
their feet and put their clothes back on.
The guy, still watching, thinks that was truly amazing, he was going like a
train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.' As the couple passes, the
guy says to them, "That was something else, you must have been shagging for
about forty minutes. How do you manage it? Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret", the old man says, "except fifty years ago that damn
fence wasn't electric."
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