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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-12-2003, 06:59 AM Thread Starter
 
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drunk driving?

A man is out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday evening. Before too long, the cops pull him over.

The policeman walks up to the man and asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"

"Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"

"No," replied, the policeman, "you were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat chick in the passenger seat that gave you away."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-13-2003, 09:09 PM
wishin i had a fast car
 
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-14-2003, 09:53 AM
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Thats funny as hell!
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 08-14-2003, 10:00 AM
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