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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-08-2003, 10:25 PM Thread Starter
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From a friend:

A guy walks into a bar and sits down for a beer. After a few minutes a pirate walks in. Now, normally a pirate in a bar is odd enough, but he happended to have a steering wheel coming out of his zipper. So the man finally got up the courage to ask the pirate why he had a steering wheel coming out of his pants.

"Arrggh... I don't want to talk about it..."
"No, really. Why the wheel?"
"Arrggh... I said leave it alone."

He waits another minute...

"Mister, I really gotta know why you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
"Arrggh... It's driving me nuts!"
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post #2 of 2 (permalink) Old 08-09-2003, 03:57 AM
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hahaha, that is a good one....
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