From a friend:
A guy walks into a bar and sits down for a beer. After a few minutes a pirate walks in. Now, normally a pirate in a bar is odd enough, but he happended to have a steering wheel coming out of his zipper. So the man finally got up the courage to ask the pirate why he had a steering wheel coming out of his pants.
"Arrggh... I don't want to talk about it..."
"No, really. Why the wheel?"
"Arrggh... I said leave it alone."
He waits another minute...
"Mister, I really gotta know why you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?"
"Arrggh... It's driving me nuts!"