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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-08-2003, 06:13 AM Thread Starter
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Wife Joke

A woman works at a sperm bank, a masked man walks in with a gun and demands that she opens the safe. She tells the man, its not that kind of bank, he tells her "shut up bitch, open the safe" so she does.
Then he tells her to get out a jar and open it, she does, then he tells her to drink it, she tells him "sir thats nasty, I cant do that"
He tells her he will shoot her if she does'nt drink it. So reluctantly she does. He tells her to get another one out and drink that one as well and she does.
After doing that, she notices that the man takes off his mask and to her surprise ,its her husband.
He says "now was it that fucking hard?'
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-08-2003, 01:25 PM
Where's he at?
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Heard that before but still makes me laugh

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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-08-2003, 03:50 PM
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that is pretty gross
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-08-2003, 03:51 PM
Opulance. I has it.
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that was hilarious
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-10-2003, 04:04 PM
whiteboy loves sausage
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that was faf.

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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-11-2003, 12:51 AM
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That was a good laugh lol
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-11-2003, 07:58 AM
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lol, I thought that was pretty funny.
post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-11-2003, 11:39 AM
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That one was pretty good.
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-11-2003, 08:27 PM
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um ya,YUCK!
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