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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-07-2003, 02:38 PM Thread Starter
 
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Blonde Joke...kinda mean i guess

What do you call a women with 2 Black eyes?




















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Nothing you already told her twice

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post #2 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-07-2003, 02:48 PM
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Re: Blonde Joke...kinda mean i guess

its just suppossed to be "woman" not blonde chick


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no no no

You tell this one with a redneck drawl...

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?"

"Nuthin. You done told that bitch twice already."
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post #5 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-07-2003, 03:51 PM Thread Starter
 
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yea...i just heard the joke a few days ago and was trying to remember exactly how it went...i only off by a little
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why are womens feet shorter then mens?






so they can stand close to the sink
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How many men does it take to open a beer?


















None, a good woman will do it for you

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What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth?









Albert Einstiens dick.

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What's the smartest thing to ever come out of a womans mouth?









Albert Einstiens dick.

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hahahaah, OMG, that was great....
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post #11 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-09-2003, 03:17 PM
 
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This is kinda bad

Why are there 1,000,000 battered women in the U.S.?













Answer,
Because they just won't fucking listen
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post #12 of 13 (permalink) Old 08-13-2003, 08:10 PM
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