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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-01-2003, 02:01 PM Thread Starter
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Are you a Mexican?

I only found about four of these funny, but all the Mexican guys up here at work were falling on the floor laughing. Anything that good should be good enough to share.



If you can fit four riders on the bench seat of a pickup, while in the back
twelve are standing up. You are a Mexican.

If you can run, ride a llegua, and play futbol all while wearing chanclas,
Mexican status!!

If your late tio left you a van and you turned it into a taco vending
business, Yes you're a Mexican.

If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamasita rubbed the area while
chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!

If you have your last name in old English lettering anywhere on your car,
truck, or tattooed on your back. Yes, You ARE a Mexian. (proud one too).

If you refer to your wife as; your ruca, your hina, your wifey, your old
lady, or your vieja. guess what? you're a California born Mexican.

If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente Fernandez, Then not only
are you a Mexican, but you are a drunk Mexican.

If you have ever been pinched in church and been told "pobrecito de ti si
lloras" or "Bas a ver orita que salgamos." This has happened to every good
Mexican, and yes your definitely a Mexican.

If you grew up scared of someone called La Llorona, or fear the dark because
of El CuCuy! Yes! Mexican!

Si te persinas with a lotto ticket in your hand before every drawing. your
in the Mexican Zone!!!

If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera" instead of calling it by
its name. yep! Mexican!

If you constantly refer to cereal as "posttoasties" or pizza as "picxa"
you're a Mexican.

If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and can't figure out why your
butt is getting bigger...you might be a Mexican.

If you have some tias that dress up in their prom dresses to go to your
birthday party at "el parque" you are a Mexican.

If your tias and abuela dress up in their Sunday best, nylon, heels and all
to go to the "Remate." Then yes you are a Mexican.

If most of the houses on your block are painted bright pink, mint green, and
bright blue. Yes Mexican!!!


If you wear tons of Gold on your hands, neck and wrist like it's going out
of style Guess What? You're Mexican!!!

If your dad wears snake skin boots with every single outfit he owns You are
definitely Mexican breed!!

If you use the bushes in front of your house, the fence, or the top of an
old car to dry laundry. Yes your a Mexican.



If you're sick and your mamasita rubs "Bicks" into your nostrils and gives
you "jugo de sebolla" with sugar, (grandma's recipe) to help relieve your
symptoms, Damn!! you're Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU
ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!

You know your laughing your head off cuz it's true, all meant in fun, don't
get all "doloridos" and pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-01-2003, 02:41 PM
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Wink nice ones

chingo those were funny ,i will have to print it and show the homies at work

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I could understand only about 4-5 of those. you need to break those down into whiteboy language.
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post #5 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-01-2003, 03:44 PM
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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-02-2003, 12:00 PM
 
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that some funny stuff man hahah !
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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-03-2003, 02:26 AM
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Now that is fuggin funny LMMFAO
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I understood those pretty wekk for a whiteboy. Funny stuff.
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post #11 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-03-2003, 01:28 PM
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If your lawn chairs and grill are out front.. yes, you are mexican
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If your lawn chairs and grill are out front.. yes, you are mexican
or white trash, but seriously, how about a translation....
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I could understand only about 4-5 of those. you need to break those down into whiteboy language.
please break it down in whiteboy language
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post #14 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-04-2003, 07:39 AM
 
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You cant translate it, that is the thing, you have to be mexican to understand it. DUH!
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post #15 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-04-2003, 01:04 PM
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if you eat jalepenos for a snack

YOUR MEXICANNNNNNNNNNN

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If you eat tamales on Christmas cause its the only thing you get to un-rap. Yep your a Mexican

If you drive a low rider so you dont have to get out of the car to pick the strawberries. your are a Mexican.

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