Two men from Abilene were driving along I-20 to Dallas, when they saw a man on the side of the road hitchhiking. The passenger said to his buddy, "hey you think we should give him a ride?", to that the driver said," yeah, guess so, it's a hundred degrees out here, and there ain't nothing around for miles on in". So they pull over , and pick the man up, They told him, "get in the back seat there". So they commence to driving east, when about two miles down the road, the hitchhiker says to them, "guys, I really am sorry, but do you think you can pull over I need to shit really bad!!". The driver turns around and says," well man, we have to be in Dallas in two hours, and we don't have a whole lot of time, so why don't you just hang your ass out the window, so we can keep rollin'?". In urgency , the man unzips his britches, and hangs his cheeks out the window expelling the runniest of craps most people have ever seen. A moment later , two guys on a two-passenger motorcycle pull up behind them on the interstate getting ready to pass, when all the shit hits the windshield on their Honda Goldwing, forcing them to lay it over in a bar ditch. The two men got up, dusted themselves off and picked the bike up, and one of them says to the other," hey Earl, what kind of tobacco is that on our windshield?". In response Billy Bob says, " I don't know, but did you see the lips on that mother fucker?".