This Aggy dies and goes to Heaven....
St. Peter said, "Before I let you in, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, no!" said the Aggy.
St. Peter said, "Don't worry. This is easy. Just answer this question: Who was God's Son?"
The Aggy thought and thought, and finally she blurted out,"ANDY!!!"
St. Peter, taken aback, said, "Andy?!?!"
The Aggy said, "Yeah, we sang it in church: 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.....'"
Sober By Grace Ministries: A Ministry of The James 2:26 Project
"The Father-heart of God was... thrilled with me -- an immature, mess-making spiritual infant... My heavenly Father was enjoying me while I was yet in the process of maturing, not sighing in disgust and waiting impatiently until I grew up. He loved and longed for me; He felt proud and was excited over me while I was falling short."
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