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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 03:17 PM Thread Starter
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Why women shouldn't drink....

Why Women Shouldn't Drink

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up & cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, & I told him 12:00.

He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said,- "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked him why, he said,- "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s**t," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.

* Note: I got this from someone at work, it is not a personal experience. I just thought it was funny.
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 03:20 PM
Opulance. I has it.
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i like how you incorporated yourself into the joke. Funny no less.
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 09:08 PM
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LMAO!!! "and farted!!"
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-01-2003, 06:01 AM
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I bet that joke hits a little close to home for some people.
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-01-2003, 11:01 AM
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That is totally my wife!
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-01-2003, 03:46 PM
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I could picture it happening to a few people I know.

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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-01-2003, 07:09 PM
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LOL I could never imagine that happening
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-07-2003, 12:48 AM
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