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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 05:31 PM Thread Starter
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Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A. A cherry float.

Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A. BEAT IT - we're closed.

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame?
A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
A. Dill-dough.

Q. What's the difference between light and hard?
A. You can sleep with a light on.

Q. Why is sex like a bridge game?
A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 05:35 PM
Opulance. I has it.
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lmao at the cherry float
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 05:36 PM
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