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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 05:25 PM Thread Starter
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She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord, for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs"

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 05:56 PM
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heh heh,your on a roll! Keep the good ones coming!
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 09:50 PM
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heh heh,your on a roll! Keep the good ones coming!
Sounds like someone got a new joke book today. Those are funny as shit.
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