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post #1 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 11:27 AM Thread Starter
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ricer anthem..

a friend posted this on another board, too funny i had to share

"Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?

Wanna follow me and do exactly as I did?
Try NOS and get your motor f..cked up worse then mine is?
My brain's dead weight,
I'm trying to get my head straight,
but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.

And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an Si so I could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.

Got pissed off and ripped all my Honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know I'm not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn, for longer then it
took me to put my altezzas on.

"Come here ba$tard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a F..ck; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

I pull up to the starting line, from a fifty roll I'm usually fine,
But dem d**n V ten Ponies smoke me all the time.
99% of my crew I have to lie to,
I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,
My chrome 15's own, my Integra's a Type-R clone,
f..ck, even my kanji decals are worth 10 horsepower alone.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner!

Stop the race, this car needs to be locked away.
Not even Justin Timberlake in drag is this ghey.
I talk a mad line of jive, at the track I barely survive,
But an 8 foot aluminum wing looks b*tchin' on a front wheel drive.

Hi! My name is (who?)... My name is (what)... My name is
(scratches)... Rice Burner"
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post #2 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 01:32 PM
 
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LOL.. all it needs now is a flash or shockwave music video!
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post #3 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 01:55 PM
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post #4 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 04:07 PM
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THAT IS FUNNY AS HELL
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post #5 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 09:12 PM
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That is funny
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post #6 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-29-2003, 11:15 PM
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HAHA That is awesome
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I'm trying to get my head straight, but I can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate
best line.....oh man that was funny
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post #8 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-30-2003, 03:19 PM
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Sounds like a good song

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post #9 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-30-2003, 06:26 PM
 
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That was good!
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post #10 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-30-2003, 06:51 PM
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thats hilarious!



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post #11 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-30-2003, 06:55 PM
 
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that needs to be posted to some ricer sites!
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post #12 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 12:37 AM
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post #13 of 23 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 11:15 AM
 
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I just found out a salad shooter makes more torque than I do,


NOW THATS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT.
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song

put the beat behind it please



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post #16 of 23 (permalink) Old 08-03-2003, 08:09 PM
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Re: ricer anthem..

Quote:
Originally posted by zachary

"Come here ba$tard" "Dude, wait a minute that's a viper, dawg!!"
I don't give a F..ck; I'll just fly by and put my hazards on!
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post #17 of 23 (permalink) Old 08-04-2003, 11:40 PM
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LOL.. all it needs now is a flash or shockwave music video!
LOL I agree!
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post #18 of 23 (permalink) Old 08-04-2003, 11:45 PM
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post #19 of 23 (permalink) Old 08-09-2003, 09:49 AM
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LMAO :-D




Someone please post that on a fart pipe message board. They need to be shown how ignorant they are
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That is def a great rap... how freakin funny..
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I wanna hear Eminem sing it!

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I wanna hear Eminem sing it!
I second that motion...
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post #23 of 23 (permalink) Old 08-11-2003, 12:39 PM
 
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I wanna hear Eminem sing it!

hell ya
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