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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-28-2003, 04:20 PM Thread Starter
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Warning Labels

Warning Labels
>>
>> Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
>> manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
>> warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol
>> containers:
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
>> what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may make you think
>> you are whispering when you are not.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
>> over and over again that you love them.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
>> ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
>> morning.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
>> logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
>> spitting.
>> ____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
>> inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
>> tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing
>>WITH
>> you.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>> _____
>> WARNING:
>> The crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode
>>
>>
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-28-2003, 04:27 PM
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me likes those are funny as shit.
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-28-2003, 05:15 PM
 
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LOL . If they add all of those that means they will need bigger bottles. no complaint here
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post #4 of 9 (permalink) Old 07-31-2003, 12:24 PM
 
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-07-2003, 12:53 AM
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post #6 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-09-2003, 09:40 AM
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Ok i can relate to many of those.. sad. I agree to opting for larger bottles. for safety's sake of course
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-09-2003, 12:55 PM
 
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Been there, done that, and alls I got was no period for 9 months, and a damn t-shirt...
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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 08-09-2003, 03:23 PM
 
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Funny and true.
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