Punk Ass Bitch
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Searcy Arkansas
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to
be mentally stable.
When he went to tell Edna the news, he said, "Edna I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad
news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but he's dead."
Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon did
you say I could go home?"