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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-25-2003, 06:29 PM Thread Starter
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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately
ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to
be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Edna the news, he said, "Edna I have good news and
bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another
patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound-mindedness. The bad
news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon did
you say I could go home?"
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post #2 of 10 (permalink) Old 07-25-2003, 06:36 PM
 
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OMG!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!! THANKS
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Haha that was awesome, post some more jokes like that!
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post #9 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-02-2003, 01:38 AM
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post #10 of 10 (permalink) Old 08-07-2003, 12:52 AM
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