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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-24-2003, 12:26 PM Thread Starter
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Telepathic Watch

So this dude goes into a bar with a shiny new watch on his wrist.

He sits down next to an attractive woman, and glances obviously at his watch several times.

"Is your date running late?" she finally asks.

"No, I just got this high-tech watch, and I'm just testing it out" he replies.

She says "Oh really? What does it do that's so special?"

He tells her proudly "It's a telepathic watch. It knows all kinds of things going on around it, and it communicates those things to me telepathically."

"Wow!" she says. "What is it telling you now?"

Smiling, he says "Well, for example, right now it's telling me that you don't have any panties on."

To which she snickers and says "Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, but your watch must be broken, because I certainly do have panties on."

The man looks at his watch, taps it a few times, and says "Hmmm... it must be an hour fast."
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-24-2003, 12:47 PM
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oh geez......
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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-24-2003, 12:57 PM
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That is a must try

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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-24-2003, 02:32 PM
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That is a must try
I can see by my watch that you will get the shit slapped out of you. But you still have to try.
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If it comes down to it what are you going to lose. Your going to get slapped or laid. So I will take my chances A slap wont hurt to long

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-24-2003, 02:53 PM
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A slap wont hurt to long
Especially when you're getting slapped and laid at the same time.
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