> << Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say,
That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? * You wouldn't
It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind, didn't see
It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of
boxes and there
was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and
you moving?" "Nope. * We just pack our stuff up once or twice
a week to see
how many boxes it takes. * Here's your sign."
A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we
boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass
and this idiot
on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?"* "Nope.
Talked 'em into giving up. * Here's your sign."
I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery
Channel. There was
a guy inventing a shark bite suit. * And there's only one way
to test it.
All right Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good...*
They want you
to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts
when they bite
you."* "Well, all right, but hold my sign. * I don't wanna
Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks
at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?"* I couldn't
I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just
up on me. * Here's your sign."
We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came
over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. * We get
back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the
exhaust pipe, then
says, Darn that's hot!"* See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I
> >I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. *
know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck
and I couldn't
get it out no matter how I tried. * I radioed in for help and
local cop shows up to take the report. * He went through his
questioning..ok..no problem. * I thought sure he was clear of
sign...until he asked, So..is your truck stuck?"* I couldn't
myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back
to him and
said "no I'm delivering' a bridge ... here's your sign."
> >I stayed late at work one night and a coworker looked at me
"Are you still here?"* I replied, 'No. I left about 10 minutes
ago. * Here's
> >Anybody you know need a sign today? Send this to all your
The next time someone says something stupid ask them where
their sign is.