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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-22-2003, 12:45 PM Thread Starter
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Talking checking account

An old man walks up to a teller in the bank and
says. "I want to open a fucking checking account.
The teller says, "Not with that kind of language.
You ask politely." The old man says, "Look, all I
want to do is open a fucking checking account."

The teller walks over to the bank manager and
explains the situation. Together they walk
back to the old man. The bank
manager asks, "My teller tells me you're using
profanity. What seems to be the problem?"

The old man replies, I just won fifty million
dollars in the lottery and I want to open a fucking
checking account." The bank manager looks at the
teller, "There's no problem. He just wants to open a
fucking checking account you stupid bitch!"
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-22-2003, 01:49 PM
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funny stuff
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-23-2003, 02:53 PM
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