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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-21-2003, 07:54 AM Thread Starter
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Story From Friend

Sorry if this is a repost! Probally is.....


I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for
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>three years,
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>we decided to get married. My parents helped us in
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>everyway, my
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>friendsencouraged me, and my fiancée? She was a dream!
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> There was only one thing bothering me, and that
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>was my
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>mother-in-law to be. She was a smart, confident career
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>woman, but most of all she was unbelievably sexy. She
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>often openly flirted with me, which piqued my
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>curiosity and made me quite uncomfortable at the same
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>time.
> One day she called me and asked me to come over
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>to review the
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>wedding invitations. When I got there, I realized she
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>was alone.
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> As we looked at the invitations, she whispered
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>in my ear: "Soon you
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>will be married, but you must know that I have
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>feelings for you that I can
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>no longer ignore. Before you commit your life to mydaughter, please make
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>love to me just once". I was in
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>total shock .... what could I say?
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> As I sat there dumbfounded she said: "I'll go to
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>the bedroom, and
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>if you share my yearnings, just come up and take me."
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>Still dazed, I
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>watched her magnificent form as she wisped up the
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>stairs.
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> I stood there for a moment, unsure of what to
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>do, and then turned
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>around and went to the front door. Slowly, I opened
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>it, and stepped
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>out of the house......
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> Amazingly, her husband was standing outside..
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>With tears in his
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>eyes, he hugged me and said: "We are so happy. You
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>have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked
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>for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
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>family."
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> I will never forget the day I earned the trust
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>of my in-laws, nor
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>the valuable life lesson I learned on the front steps
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>of my wife's childhood home...............
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>Always, always, always, keep your condoms in your car!!
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-21-2003, 08:37 AM
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That was good, Thats why I leave mine in the car. Easy way to escape if you see something you dont like also.

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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-22-2003, 02:00 AM
 
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hadn't heard that one in a while, still hilarious.
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