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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2003, 07:17 AM
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Thought this was kinda funny, courtesy of Toadie400...


#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun


i stole this from someone else on a diff website.thought it was kinda funny though.

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2003, 07:41 AM
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Those are pretty good.
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-19-2003, 11:37 AM
Golf anyone?
 
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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-20-2003, 08:35 PM
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AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun


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