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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-18-2003, 07:40 AM Thread Starter
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The cardiologist

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge
heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
___ Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
___ At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
___ When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist." And at that point, the proctologist

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-18-2003, 08:21 AM
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You're still a dumbass.

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hahaha... dumb but funny
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