Justice will be served
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me".
I said "WHAT??????"
So she says the words that I and every husband on the planet
dread. She explains that I must not be in tune with her
emotional needs as a Woman. I'm thinking "What was her first
clue?" and I finally realize that nothing was going to happen
that night, so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed depart-
ment store, I walked around with her while she tried on three
outfits. She could not decide which one to take so I told her
to take all three of them. She then tells me that she wants
matching shoes worth $200.00 a pair to which I say ok. And then
we go to the jewelry department where she gets a pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must have thought that I was one wave short of a shipwreck,
but I don't think she cared. I think she was testing me when
she asked for a tennis bracelet because she does not even play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I told her that
it was ok. She was almost sexually excited from all of this
and you should have seen her face when she said, "I'm ready
to go to the cash register".
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No, honey,
I don't feel like buying all this stuff now." Her face went
I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while". And then I added, "You must not be in tune with
my financial needs as a Man."