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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-15-2003, 01:15 AM Thread Starter
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That's just not right....

A guy starts a new job, and the boss says, "If you marry my
daughter, I'll make you a partner, give you an expense account,
a Mercedes, and a million dollar annual salary."

The guy says, "What's wrong with her?"

The boss shows him a picture, and she's hideous.

The boss says, "It's only fair to tell you, she's not only
ugly, she's as dumb as a wall."

The guy says, "I don't care what you offer me, it ain't worth

The boss says, "I'll give you a five million dollar salary and
build you a mansion on Long Island."

The guy accepts, figuring he can put a bag over her head when
they have sex.

About a year later, the guy buys an original Van Gogh and he's
about to hang it on the wall. He climbs a ladder and yells to
his wife, "Bring me a hammer."

She mumbles, "Get the hammer. Get the hammer," and she fetches
the hammer.

The guy says, "Get me some nails."

She mumbles, "Get the nails. Get the nails," and she gets him
some nails.

The guys starts hammering a nail into the wall, he hits his
thumb and yells, "Fuck!"

She mumbles, "Get the bag. Get the bag."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-15-2003, 10:08 AM
drvng fstr thn u w/1 hand
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Damn...Thats pretty good
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-15-2003, 08:59 PM
wishin i had a fast car
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I liked that one.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-20-2003, 08:57 PM
Man, fuck yo kids!
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funny shit... hahahaha
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