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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-15-2003, 01:14 AM Thread Starter
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Seriously are you that dumb?

This young woman brought her child into Children's Hospital
for a routine check-up. On the records, the nurse saw that the
child's first name was Urine (pronounced Urin-ie).

Not wanting to be rude, but wanting to know why this woman
would name her child this, the nurse asked her how Urine got
her name.

The woman explained, "Well, my baby was born premature and had
to stay in the special nursery. She was real sick and they
didn't know if she would make it. I couldn't decide what to
name her, but the nurses said they would pray for her. One day
I came in and the nurses had alreadynamed her. There was this
paper on her incubator that said 'Please save Urine', so I knew
that they had named my baby."
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-17-2003, 09:21 PM
wishin i had a fast car
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I told that one to my wife and she thought it was funnier than shit.
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-20-2003, 08:50 PM
Man, fuck yo kids!
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hahahaha... my girl liked it too!
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