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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-13-2003, 10:20 AM Thread Starter
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Talking thought all the speeders would like this one

While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e.20 mph over the limit), I passed over a bridge only to find cop with a radar gun on the other side Laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."

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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-13-2003, 10:29 AM
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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 06:04 PM Thread Starter
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only one person likes my joke?


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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 06:14 PM
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Re: thought all the speeders would like this one

I thought it was funny.

However, it would have been better if it was in MPH.

None-the-less, thanks Pony "Buck eyed" Boy90.
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 08:08 PM
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i thought it was very funny.
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-15-2003, 12:29 PM
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lol heard it before but still good!
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-20-2003, 09:04 PM
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i wanna try that hahahahhaa
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-20-2003, 09:28 PM
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Heard that a while back but very funny

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