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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 12:30 AM Thread Starter
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Italian guy said what?

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind
them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I
come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come
again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country... we don't speak aloud in public
places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-10-2003, 11:26 PM
Where's he at?
 
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Thats a great joke. LMMFAO

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post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-11-2003, 02:09 AM
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lol cheesy
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 08:09 PM
wishin i had a fast car
 
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that is a good one but will be hard to remember to tell at work.
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 08:15 PM Thread Starter
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post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 08:21 PM
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its not as funny if you have to read it though
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post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-14-2003, 10:47 PM Thread Starter
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Originally posted by lee earley
its not as funny if you have to read it though
yeah but you can read it over and over and then once right before you tell it
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 07-20-2003, 09:08 PM
Man, fuck yo kids!
 
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