poor man rich man
A poor man and a rich man were discussing what they bought their wives for their birthday. The richman told the poorman that he bought his wife a huge diamond ring and a new BMW. The poor man puzzled, asked the rich man why the ring and the car? The richman replied that in case his wife did not like the ring, then she had the car. The rich man then asked the poor man what he bought his wife, in which he replied "a pair of slippers and a dildo". The richman asked why the dildo and the poor man replied, that in case his wife did not like the slippers, she could go fk herself with the dildo.