A farmer had been unsuccessfully trying to breed his pigs for several months when he finally asked a vet for advice.
The vet told the farmer to try artificial insemination. Not wanting to admit that he didnt understand, the farmer simply asked how he could tell when the pigs were pregnant. The vet explained that the pigs woud all lie down and wallow in the mud instead of standing around.
The farmer gave it some thought and decided that artificial insemination must mean he had to impregnate the pigs himself. That evening, he loaded all the pigs into his truck, took them out to the woods and fucked them all, before bringin them back and going to bed.
The next morning he went out, saw the pigs were still standing around and took them out to the woods again, banging each twice for good measure.
The pig fucking went on for a week, until Saturday, when the farmer was too exhausted to get out of bed. He asked his wife to look outside and tell him if the pigs were lying in the mud yet.
"No," she called back. "They're all in the truck, and one of them's honking the horn."